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Happy Birthday Groucho!
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Pete The Upstart
2010-10-02 05:21:31 UTC
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Post your Groucho quote here!


"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
Dana Schwartz
2010-10-02 15:30:34 UTC
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On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".

I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread. Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!

Dana Schwartz
Pete The Upstart
2010-10-02 17:44:05 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".
I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread.  Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!
Dana Schwartz
No problem. I'm glad someone else remembered too.
Pete The Upstart
2010-10-04 17:48:47 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".
I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread.  Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!
Dana Schwartz
No problem. I'm glad someone else remembered too.- Hide quoted text -
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Come on! I know there's at least four or five more regulars here. (not
counting the regular spammers)
Respond or else I'll buy back my introduction to you!
SparkoHeaps
2010-10-04 18:17:51 UTC
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Post by Pete The Upstart
Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".
I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread.  Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!
Dana Schwartz
No problem. I'm glad someone else remembered too.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Come on! I know there's at least four or five more regulars here. (not
counting the regular spammers)
Respond or else I'll buy back my introduction to you!- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You're heading for a breakdown, why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
Pete The Upstart
2010-10-05 04:03:12 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".
I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread.  Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!
Dana Schwartz
No problem. I'm glad someone else remembered too.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Come on! I know there's at least four or five more regulars here. (not
counting the regular spammers)
Respond or else I'll buy back my introduction to you!- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You're heading for a breakdown, why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
(That's perfect! Thanks!)

You've got something there and I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Roger the Saurus
2010-10-09 19:19:49 UTC
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Post by Pete The Upstart
Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".
I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread. Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!
Dana Schwartz
No problem. I'm glad someone else remembered too.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Come on! I know there's at least four or five more regulars here. (not
counting the regular spammers)
Respond or else I'll buy back my introduction to you!
I don't care to post to a group that will have me as a member
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
SparkoHeaps
2010-10-09 19:23:19 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
" Those are my principles, and if you don`t like them... well, I have
others".
I actually remembered it was Groucho's birthday this morning when I
woke up, but Pete, that Upstart, beat me to the starting line for the
thread.  Thanks, Pete - I'm just happy that *somebody* always
remembers!
Dana Schwartz
No problem. I'm glad someone else remembered too.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Come on! I know there's at least four or five more regulars here. (not
counting the regular spammers)
Respond or else I'll buy back my introduction to you!
I don't care to post to a group that will have me as a member
--
Roger the Saurus
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"Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married?"
"All of us? But that's bigamy!"
"Yes and it's big of me too. It'll be big of us!"
cruciverbalist
2010-10-07 02:05:37 UTC
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On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
I'm sure I'm not quoting exactly but I've got the spirit of it:

"Will you marry me? How much money did your husband leave you? Answer
the second question first."

Jack
Pete The Upstart
2010-10-08 04:59:26 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 1 Oct 2010 22:21:31 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Will you marry me? How much money did your husband leave you? Answer
the second question first."
Jack
Close enough!

Some lines for Margaret Dumont:

I'll meet you tonight under the moon. You and the moon.
Wear a necktie so I'll know you.

I can see you bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove.

Your eyes, they shine like the pants of a blue serge suit.
(What!? That's an insult!)
That's not a reflection on you, that's on the pants.
Roger the Saurus
2010-10-07 16:57:43 UTC
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Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
I've had a wonderful evening. However this wasn't it
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
Pete The Upstart
2010-10-09 19:49:23 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
I've had a wonderful evening. However this wasn't it
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
I've got to stay here- but there's no reason why you folks shouldn't
go out into the lobby until this thing blows over.
SparkoHeaps
2010-10-20 18:21:41 UTC
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Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
If you ever ask for favorite Harpo quotes, I call dibs on "honk honk".
Pete The Upstart
2010-10-20 18:24:40 UTC
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Post by SparkoHeaps
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
If you ever ask for favorite Harpo quotes, I call dibs on "honk honk".
I'll take (whistle, whistle, whistle)
Dana Schwartz
2010-10-20 23:37:17 UTC
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2010 11:24:40 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post by SparkoHeaps
Post by Pete The Upstart
Post your Groucho quote here!
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce
that I was born at a very early age".
If you ever ask for favorite Harpo quotes, I call dibs on "honk honk".
I'll take (whistle, whistle, whistle)
I got the Virtual Gookie down pat. >:-O

(Well, it still *is* pretty much a text-based world here in
UsenetLand!)

Dana Schwartz

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