On Fri, 10 Jun 2011 21:46:55 -0400, Dana Schwartz
Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:16:05 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart Post by Dana Schwartz
My news reader purged the old posts and I returned to a ghost town.
That's about as funny as Go West! :-)
Thanks for checking in.
And thank *YOU* for acknowledging me checking in, Pete! ;-)
Note to Roger: You can put down that horsewhip, sir! I don't really
*hate* _Go West_. Figured if I said something mildly controversial
I'd at least get a rise outta somebody. Guess the stick poking kinda
worked. And BTW - even _At the Circus_ has "Lydia the Tattooed Lady"
to redeem it, right?
So here I am - on topic, if not the mistress or rapier wit this
evening. Just another soul doin' her part to not allow Usenet to
become the exclusive playground of child pornographers and other
nefarious villains. :-P (Comment for John.)
<eye roll and biiiiiiig sigh>
Speaking of horses, it reminds me of the following "bit":
Whitmore: Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to
Dr. Hackenbush: Oh, you've taken them before.
Mrs. Upjohn: Are you sure, Doctor, you haven't made a mistake?
Dr. Hackenbush: You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I
gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.
Whitmore: May I examine this, please? Do you actually give those to
your patients? Isn't it awfully large for a pill?
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, it was too small for a basketball, and I didn't
know what to do with it. Say, you're awfully large for a pill