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Remembering Groucho 8-19-77
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Pete The Upstart
2011-08-19 21:37:55 UTC
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Please post your favorite lines here. Captain Spaulding (Groucho)
talks to Roscoe W. Chandler aka Abie the Fish Man:

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now you tell me what you know".
Dana Schwartz
2011-08-20 00:45:25 UTC
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On Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:37:55 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Please post your favorite lines here. Captain Spaulding (Groucho)
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now you tell me what you know".
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have
others."

Dana Schwartz
william...@aol.com
2011-08-20 00:48:50 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:37:55 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Please post your favorite lines here. Captain Spaulding (Groucho)
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now you tell me what you know".
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have
others."
Dana Schwartz
"You're only as young as the woman you feel."
Roger the Saurus
2011-08-20 11:23:51 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:37:55 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Please post your favorite lines here. Captain Spaulding (Groucho)
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now you tell me what you know".
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have
others."
Dana Schwartz
"You're only as young as the woman you feel."
time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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Roger the Saurus
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swiggy
2011-11-28 01:56:21 UTC
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Post by Dana Schwartz
On Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:37:55 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
Post by Pete The Upstart
Please post your favorite lines here. Captain Spaulding (Groucho)
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now you tell me what you know".
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have
others."
Dana Schwartz
"You're only as young as the woman you feel."
time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

And let us not forget the famous words of Harpo Marx, on his last stage
appearance, when asked to speak said: "Like I started to say 50 years ago
when Groucho told me to shut up..."
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SWIGGY

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